December 2010
3 posts
Anonymous asked: What's an uggo?
Too long to tweet
While filling my water bottle at the slightly sketchy tap in our slightly sketchy work kitchen, I wondered if the water was clean enough to wash the bottle with. Then I thought, “well, if it’s good enough to put inside you, it’s good enough to do your dishes.” Then I thought that would be good advice for picky women.
Goals for Twenty-Eleven, part one
Move out of my apartment.
Eat a >250g bag of potato chips in one sitting. And no, I’ve never done that before.
Take a (legal) drug.
Watch four movies in one day.
Exercise at least 50 times. For it to count, it must be uncomfortable and require a shower afterwards. (And not be sex.) Must be tracked through some sort of computerized file.