Shovelling snow is like sex…
My brother posted this:
Earl and I riffed on over IM later, and here’s a bunch more that we came up with. Ahem.
Shovelling snow is like sex…
- …no matter how careful I am, my socks still get wet.
- …I always need a shower afterwards.
- …it’s hard on the wrists if you’re doing it yourself.
- …if you marry the right guy you’ll never have to do it again.
- …when you’re done, there’s white stuff everywhere.
- …you don’t want to do it at your parents house, but sometimes you have no choice.
And my personal favorite:
- …the hardness is proportional to the wetness.
